Ugh. Maybe one day I won’t see a comment like this on literally every even remotely applicable article.

Common weak argument, as it always conveniently ignores power dynamics, and the different ways male and female bodies are seen from a cultural and historical perspective.

And Arnold did serve his compulsory service in Austria! Im sure they had to teach him how to fire assault weapons (not from the hip). That’s what makes me even more curious: With the exception of John “draft-dodger bigot” Wayne, some of those actors of old action movies were actually former military men (James Coburn,…

 next year I fully expect to have an action figure of myself performing as Benny Southstreet in my high school production of Guys and Dolls.

We’re getting to the point where every single piece of pop culture is getting absorbed into our current nostalgia matrix. By this point next year I fully expect to have an action figure of myself performing as Benny Southstreet in my high school production of Guys and Dolls.

Anyone else feel really old when you realize The Matrix turned 20 just few days ago

This. Much of my enjoyment of Keanu Reeves in John Wick came from the fact that despite the fact that he’s an outlandish Grim Reaper, I absolutely believe that he’s so good at murdering that he can anticipate when someone will come out of a door, just because I’ve seen the dude reload a rifle real good.

Hey! Some of us miss the old days when guys like John Wayne would make an ass of themselves by playing special forces soldiers unconvincingly.

Same with me. “It always fits, eventually.” I choked up in the theater.

That happened to me once. There were vampires involved. 

Nothing is going to top his cameo from Into the Spider-Verse for me.

Just one more reason why social media “reviews” should be taken with a Lot’s wife of salt.

Disgusted enough to write a Facebook post to warn others about the restaurant, but not disgusted enough to stop eating at said restaurant. I feel like this accurately sums up America in 2019.

Lisa the Vegetarian is a stone cold classic on the basis of the Troy McClure short ALONE

Simpsons doing a parody of The Shining?

Marshmello, the first musician to put a concert on in Fortnite, was offended by this blatant act of capitalism.

I appreciate you doing the hard work of slogging through Floridian news story comments.

“Don’t read the comments”  Thanks a lot asshole, now I HAVE to read the comments and I know shit is about to get racist, Florida style.

You can skip them. However it requires the Chrome Addon named “Don’t Click On That Link If You Don’t Want to Read the Story.”

I mean that’s still way less nonsensical than the fact there’s apparently an abandoned “functional” underground complex that literally spans the entirety of US and can sustain 400,000,000 people that have just been forgotten about.

I don’t know why Jordan Peele bothered to even explain the doppelgangers in so much…