The hand wave explanation I heard was that the T-1000 does have small core processor and that it can communicate to the liquid metal nano machines via a wireless network.   I then proceed to scream “NERD!!” and give this person a wedgie,  as was the custom at the time. 

Neil deGrasse Tyson is also a brilliant man who is technically correct when he nitpicks the unreality of science fiction films but when he does, I tell him to fuck off, too.

I like to travel back about 600 years by going to the Renaissance Festival every year, and I always do it naked, so Cameron did his homework.

Counterpoint(s):

“Not worth it!”

“I’m a piece of shit and I don’t care” is what you just said.

most people also don’t post multiple times in the same comment field to passive-aggressively defend some washed-up youtuber desperate for attention after outing themselves as a compulsive liar

Walks out on my family and pops back into my kids’ lives after they’ve grown up

Kind of surprised you guys cover this guy coming back to youtube but you haven’t covered Fillip Miucin returning to youtube like three months after the  plagiarism controversy happened and still hasn’t officially apologized for it.

I never wanted to be That Person, but goddamn I hate Miles Teller and his stupid face. Like anything he's in I'm guaranteed to find him an unlikeable, uncharismatic asshole. In the right context that leans into that (Whiplash) he can work, but as a leading man I'm ever meant to sympathize with? No, get him out of…

Hate to break it to you, pal, but werewolves are chaotic evil.

Eh, I’m okay with that. The Shining is not a good movie. It’s a well shot movie, but not well directed. And the way Kubrick treated Duvall was monstrous, and needs to stain his memory forever.

Plus a guy who doesn’t even play guitar but knows what a ‘59 Les Paul is worth.

Sounds like a ringing endorsement for drugs and alcohol!

Gene Simmons, Ted Nuge, Donald Trump. Three assholes who are way too proud of their lifelong abstinence from drugs and alcohol.

Saving the wolves from extinction!

Oh, so he’s providing a necessary service.

But that's the only way the wolf can get off.

Wait, he punched wolves while the wolves were fucking?

You're thinking of The Grey. This is the one where he becomes Mr. Plow.