Take your star, you bastard.

This is the 21st century version of the sword in the stone.

You crawl from sewer to sewer. Perhaps literally.

Capcom launched their own retro game app, so they can charge you directly for those games with the Capcom Arcade Stadium (Final Fight has the distinction of showing up in two different places on the switch, as it also shows up in the Capcom Beat ‘em Up Bundle). Sega has its own retro game collection. The reason you…

They only roll the out the hardware bans for “serial or repeat offenders” which is total bullshit. Hardware ban these idiots right off. Make it as hard as possible for them to get back to the game. 

The Key Lime plane got hit by the orange plane. Smoothie.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So hyped for this!

Well I guess we won’t get any more Star Wars movies now. I assume this is how this works since that’s apparently how pachinko machines affect reality somehow according to Kotaku readers.

Thank you for your article.

I love how the only times people seem to be excited about Destiny 2 is when they bring something from Destiny 1 back

Because the consoles don’t appear to require you to use their payment processing for in app purchases or block purchases made through other platforms.

Okay, fine. You can be exhibit A, I’ll be exhibit 1.

I wanna be exhibit B!

come make me! (its a partially clogged path inside the intake manifold to the EGR valve that acts up sometimes)

So I have some company?

THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I WORKING ON A SATURDAY!?!?!?!

Heavens to Betsy Murgatroyd!

Wait… what blue accents? Other than the badges, I’m not seeing them. Not messing with you, I really just don’t. I agree it’s a good thing though, blue accents generally suck.

Inuisance fraud exists and this ain't it.