Okay, I get why these things are held publicly and why the fighters need to be visible (part publicity part “you only believe what you see”) but why in the fuck do we have to use a doctor’s scale from the 1920's with the sad ass UFC shower curtain? Part of the pain of the whole process was watching Doctor Thumbs M.D.…

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USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

I mean, the issue here is that Thailand is a much weaker team not just than the U.S. but Sweden too. In that case, it’s not really that much of a stretch to suggest that Sweden could also go out there this weekend and beat up on Thailand. If the U.S. decides to lay off after a certain number of goals, and Sweden…

Mitch Witchnowsky sounds like he would be the quarterback for a Chicago football team in a video game that couldn’t work out a licensing agreement with the NFLPA.

Weird how the states that receive more federal funding than they give back are conservative.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

This will go on my Mount Rushmore of Times I’ve Been Owned Online

 Because you are Bill Simmons, sir.

Why does this all feel like a late ‘80s/early ‘90s teen comedy about a tight-knit group of outsidery friends that face a dilemma when one member of the group gets invited to hang out with/date the cool kids and ditches his old dorky buddies, only to realize life being popular isn’t what it was made out to be, and…

Well obviously women don’t like watching men’s athletics. I mean, their tiny women brains can’t even handle it.

“The Athletic won’t extend me an offer sheet because they’re afraid ESPN, who still totally want me, will match it.”

Nothing says “hire me” like going off on a misogynistic twitter rant

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

This feels like one of those “you can’t fire the players but you can fire the coach” deals.