New and Busted:

@leemikemphstn: The California isn't UGLY. It's just like a badly dressed girl-next-door. Just because America Ferrera looks nasty in Ugly Betty and has a horrible name doesn't mean you wouldn't drive her as hard as you could.

Murano does it for me, hands down.

@Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity: Perfect! That tach comment made me chuckle.

Another thing I just thought about are the air vents in my car.

It's like watching the Yankees play the Padres. You know that the Yankees are going to win. It's going to be boring as hell to watch. They are still going to have their hardcore fans. But, even if they don't win the pennent, there are going to be those fans that will say they are still the greatest and gobble them up…

I've seen it so much that when I actually see one in person, honestly, I just won't give a fuck.

@Jon Braff Jovi: I know they still exist in Maine...though few and far between compared to here. In Canada, if you have a population of 10 in a town, then the town gets 5 Tim Hortons and a drive-thru window attached to Wendy's.

@Jon Braff Jovi: They have Tim Hortons in Rhode Island? Sweet. Hardigree will be happy to know that Canada is slowly distributing their mind control drugs through capitalist means.

@Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity: And to make sure it is a complete failure, put in on PBS.

Actually, Tim Hortons product placement would work good in a show up here. Just star Red Green and Rick Mercer to go on a road trip fueled solely on Tim Hortons java juice.

@Jon Braff Jovi: Tim Hortons is a national institution. Don't diss the power of the cup.

It's 1980s Russia. Vladimir and Sasha (played by Peter Stormare and Vinnie Jones) have been given a chance to get out of jail by a corrupt prison official (John Malkovich). They are boarded onto a ship where they are sent to America to try to destroy the American automobile industry in a Russian government attempt to…

@ethermal: I remember hanging out a Tim's...is that sad?

Reality Show: Nick Hogan gets out of jail to see his Pussy Magnet Yellow Supra has been resurrected. He then goes on a Coast to Coast journey with Paris Hilton too see how much ass he can't get.

It's like finding the hottest chick at the party and she'll have sex with you. Then you get her pants off and she has a dinger.

Every upmarket Japanese brand (Acura, Infiniti, and Lexus). Until they can prove that they can just build cars off different architectures as their bastardized econo-brands, I will have nothing of them.

T4X1 n00b 0wn4g3!

@Maymar: IMHO, it's not the car itself that makes it Jalop. It's the attachment you have with it. I drive a mid-size car with an automatic and no pseudo-row-your-own feature. I love it though.

Time to play devil's advocate here.