@OldeEnglishD: I was going to say, "Now I know what it feels like to contemplate suicide," but you beat me to the punch.

@vr6john: It's a genetic thing. Mulleted alcoholic? Camaro for you.

"As part of Project X, Cerberus has figured out how to revamp it's niche market PT Cruiser as well."

"I'd stand closer but I would probably get sucked into the intake or whatever they call it."

@vr6john: Awesome insight from the Volkswagen owner...just saying.

"It great car when trying to scare panties down on to ground."

"Hey, how far does this seat go forward? Really? That's it? Do the pedals move? No? Shit."

@philibuster: Being a current owner of a Fusion, I would have to agree with you. So far I have had no major troubles what-so-ever. The car is really solid with a decent stereo and a great ride. Feel a little disconnected (but, that is mainly due to it being an automatic without a traditional throttle setup) but all in…

It's the only $100K+ rear end that I have seen that resembles a Hyundai Tiburon. Very, very sad.

@Indiana Bento and the lost Temple of Citroens: Because geeks that never have to pay for expensive date dinners, Valentine's Day gifts, emergency pregnancy tests, and roofies have a lot of disposable income.

There was a car in that video? I missed it.

@graverobber- Now accepting Diner's Club!: COTD

@smalleyxb122: I bet he's the smelly guy with SARS.

"But officer, I didn't know the Prius was coming. My Vibering died."

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Electric HHR?

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Fireblade, anyone?

With the impeding/current Malaise era, I am really craving some 20 second quarter-mile Prius drag racing.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: I bet Bernie could fit in that bucket on the hood.

Before the cars could be sent to The Crusher, they decided Tommy would be better off being sent instead.

@FreeMan: So, in Max's case...