This makes me think that I should really consider the Billy Ray Cyrus look. This looks way hotter than the coupe.

Since when did Jalopnik do Keno?

They should have three automakers in each country so they they can all do an international circle jerk and slap their names on each others cocks.

After seeing the new Geely GT, I wouldn't be surprised if he got in that bed as an in-road to China.

Can you say RB26DETTamino?

That interior looks up-market compared to most Chrysler products.

Everyone knows that Hot Wheels go way faster than that on the little plastic tracks. If anything, this just goes to show how much of a huge disappointment this is going to be...

Just to let you 'Mericans know, us up in the great white north aren't able to vote for the name. So, there are a few names you are not allowed to call this vehicle out of respect for us.

Maybe all the Top Gear presenter's dreams will be realized now and all Ferraris will be rated on a scale of curries.

@MarionCobretti: She may not be hot, but she sure is Legge!

@Bento: Wait, Nissan is selling Chryslers in Russia? [www.autoblog.com]

Trade every Kia back to South Korea for the piece of mind knowing that there are no Kias on North American roads.

@FLB: Yeah, but, I am talking about the Mk2 Golf. You know, when they looked good.

Danica Patrick for ... actually, nevermind.

The fat bald guy from Motorweek for Jeremy Clarkson.

@balzac: What about the new Golf for the old style South American Golf with the new interior?

Left hand drive Lexii for right hand drive Toyotas.

F150s for Falcon Utes.

What about the SVT Contour in exchange for a Sierra Cosworth?

Wow, could they find a more boring combination? If you live anywhere near large game animals I think you would recognize this colour as Miscellaneous Forest Poop #4.