Speaking of steering wheels, did anyone see Button use his as a wheel chock at the end of the race Sunday? I was laughing my butt off! An $80k wheel chock!

I hereby decree for that sound to be the last thing I hear before I go to bed at night and the first thing I hear in the morning.

/rimshot.com

Technically wasn't the PT Cruiser a truck? IIRC, Chrysler designed it to fit into the NHSTA classification for trucks. I can see how that could be mistaken but a Mini?

I voted NP. If I had $5k I'd buy it. But no one has ever accused me of being a finance genius either.

For that kind of green, everything better be original, even the oil.

"...and it was painful to listen to"

Any interview with John Force is the greatest interview of them all. Don't believe me, watch one.

Seeing as how I live a few minutes from the BMW plant in Spartanburg, SC, I vote for Bubba Makes Wheels.

Bonus points if you can ID the tattoo.

Henry Ford was the manliest man ever. Don't believe me? He made the car available to the average person and he named them the Model T and the Model A. Cars and T n A! Brilliant!

I suggest an early model Honda Civic.

"two-tired spoiler at the rear"

"and whether the owner could mend his broken wings or be forced to push the Superbird out of the nest."

So this blonde is looking for a summer job and finds this guy who'll pay $500 dollars to paint his porch. The blonde thinks "Hey why not." The guy has to go away on business and tells the blonde that the supplies are in the shed.

It's the thought that counts?

Is that a nipple or a misplaced belly button?

My thoughts exactly. How much longer till Skynet sends us an email/tweet/facebook message telling us that the microprocessor in electronically controlled freeze plug number 4 is malfunctioning and needs to be replaced for eleventy billion dollars?

but where are the nipples?