@ZeroOrDie: If you build it, they will come.

The third passenger?

Bravo good sir, bravo.

That's enough oomph to yank a horse's ass out through it's mouth.

Dragula

Shoulda used these

So, are those the supercar version of TruckNutz?

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?

They're still gonna race right? So who cares.

@dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: or a nuclear reactor?

Hey! Cheech called. He wants his steering wheel back.

Brad is on his way now.

@IDreamofEVO: More specifically, this guy's voice.

Autobianchi Abarth

@west-coaster: We have a winner! Gumball Rally 1976. The picture is of the jokers that made their car look like a cop car for every state that they went through.

@87CapriceEstate thinks Ebay license plates are pricey: Nope. Movie was made in 1976.

I used to work in this landfill and got a first hand look at how this works. Very cool.

These two fine officers would like to have a word with you.

Just.Don't.Turn.

@spuy767: That's why I said "average." I don't consider any of the commenters here "average." No offense was intended. :)