@snap_understeer_ftw: My favorite was the woman who brought in her 90s Escort GT with the GT alloys. She had a doughnut space saver on one corner and said that she had gotten a flat and needed a new tire.

Having worked retail automotive (Pep Boys, Sam's Club tire shop) I have heard and seen stories like this.

"Mom?"

Is it a white car at a white track during a snow storm?

Crazy. I haz it.

Crazy. It's a helluva defect.

I witnessed an accident this weekend where a fellow in an older small pickup ran a red light and nailed a newer 4door sedan of some kind in the left rear quarter. The driver of the sedan never even knew what hit her. Both cars were heavily damaged but the lady in the sedan seemed to come off better due to side airbags…

Reminds me of a story about a guy who was selling pencils for $10,000 each. When asked why they were so much and that he would never sell all of them, he replied "I only have to sell one"

If you can't take the heat, get out of the 458.

So is Mr. Sikes driving Ferrari's now?

Pure. Sex.

@Tommy861: What he said.

@tempesjo: You mean like this?

SNL is still around? I thought it died in the mid 80s.

Needs more turbo.

What?! I don't see anything wrong with it.

I'll be in my bunk, yada yada yada.

Could be a good thing.

Needs moar Dixie!

You're kidding right? Dirty? I don't even let the diapers I clean this with get dirty.