Click later then. 

1. Get rich selling bullshit to gullible people

I’m glad that you mentioned this. That finger-across-the-top way to hold a knife is so wrong but so many people do it. 

Cool, I was wondering where those new articles on Deadspin were coming from.

Mmmmm, interesting.

Yes, I too would like to know what they’re going to charge for it.

“My parents didn’t care about me enough so I can’t possibly comprehend any parents giving a shit.”

You don’t understand the appeal of having nearly every song you could want to listen to at your disposal for a very modest monthly fee?

That’s the reason Idina Menzel—a huge star on Broadway but not necessarily a household name TV/Movie actress—got cast in Frozen, and the reason why it paid off a zillion times over.

Wrong. SMS (and MMS) messages are green. It doesn’t matter what device they’re coming from. There’s literally nothing about a green message that identifies it as being from an Android powered device.

While true, they do still ship with lightning connector headphones. So at least you’re not totally screwed.

this comment made me sad

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

Free Chris Paul

anything is preferable to being sober in an airplane or airport.

Not all onramps are 1 lane wide

All he wants to do is win and the Heat won ALMOST half the time. 

Secretly hoping the trade goes through and Heat basically use Butler as the new Dwayne Wade, post 30 former all star, who will score lots of irrelevant points on a 40-42 team and become Dan Le Batard’s new binky 

“Playoffs flameout” is an interesting way to describe pushing the eventual champions to 7 games and losing on a quadruple-bounce buzzer-beater 

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