anything is preferable to being sober in an airplane or airport.

Not all onramps are 1 lane wide

All he wants to do is win and the Heat won ALMOST half the time. 

Secretly hoping the trade goes through and Heat basically use Butler as the new Dwayne Wade, post 30 former all star, who will score lots of irrelevant points on a 40-42 team and become Dan Le Batard’s new binky 

“Playoffs flameout” is an interesting way to describe pushing the eventual champions to 7 games and losing on a quadruple-bounce buzzer-beater 

Best podcast I’ve ever listened to

Yes -

There’s a whole new blog in the question; “old timey shit that dealers do for no reason” 

I’m a pretentious Spurs fan with my head so far up my ass that I can breathe out of my mouth.

Yes, have the universities “forgive” debts that they don’t hold. That’ll totally work =)

Honestly you need to go back and learn how loans and debt in general work before attempting to explain what should be done with them.  There is almost no student loan debt in the entire country that is held by the schools that the…

All that data and yet somehow nobody there could figure out that Carmelo Anthony would be completely useless ?

Good call on the “Real Food Fake Food” I will take a look. My food procurement is usually meant to be as local as possible, but that isn’t always an option, so always good to have as much info as possible.

I’m not sure what’s tripping you up. Both the selections you cite draw to one conclusion: ST has steering feel. Other trims do not. 

Bless this wholesome basketball dweeb

Taken in this context, Wojnarowski taking money in exchange for tweeting out some—and I can’t stress this enough—truly horrendous-looking watches

I support you.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.

You clicked the story, friend 

Wow what a horrendous take.