My view on In-N-Out burger is that it’s a good burger for the price. With that bold&italics caveat being critical.

I’ve found Plankton!!!

Scrolled immediately down for Oregon.

You're not kidding.  It must be fantastic to go through life assuming no responsibility for anything bad that happens.

With you on this. It’s a branding fail IMO. They should’ve just launched a new sport sedan with this design and given the Camry a modest, sensible makeover. 

“The whole ‘all your heroes are dead, everything you accomplished is meaningless’ trope is not a good trope.”

Chrono Cross is my favorite type of game, the sequel to a huge hit where the people making it want to be daring and experimental rather than playing it safe and churning out basically the exact same game but with a 2 after it.

Clearly these are all fake, because none of them claim to tip a minimum of 25%+ every time, no matter what.

Long story short: the grinding process scatters bacteria throughout the meat. With an intact cut, the bacteria is (generally) on the surface only. Granted, with proper food handling the risk in general is low anyway; otherwise that lamb tartare I had the other week would’ve made for a bad Sunday morning. Still, if…

I think people complaining about story in MGSV are kind of missing the point. To have a sprawling, non-linear, player-driven experience like BOTW, you can’t have the same kind of rigid, structured storytelling that the previous games had. Because the narrative isn’t the point: the player, the stories they’re able to…

There’s no “local” tuna from your fishmonger unless you live by the ocean. But I’m not talking about raw tuna, but specifically canned tuna packed in olive oil. It’s like saying pork chops vs prosciutto.

That’s 300 quarter miles, bro.

That’s a pretty shocking choice after owning something as good as a Golf R.

Eh, it is close enough to be within the margarine of error

You squeeze from the bottom, the liquid stays on the top. Give it a little massage before you use it and it reincorporates the liquid as well.

Can we have more “Hazel Southwell” quality Jalopnik?

Yeah, it’s structured like someone trying to copy a college essay but changing the text a little bit.

Screw PCs, the whole overheating bullshit is what made me say fuck it.

??? I think you’re a little confused ???

You do realize Steve McQueen and Paul Newman aren’t the same person right?