cool story.

I still can’t tell if you’re serious. I’d like to think no one is this stupid, but just in case:

#cotd

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

Its a firecracker not a surface to air missile.

I HAVE A 400 MILES COMMUTE AND THERE’S NO ELECTRICITY WHERE I LIVE CAN DUMBASS INVESTORS STOP POURING MONEY IN THAT FAILED TECHNOLOGY ???

now now.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

I have a dozen of them in my car, have to stop every 50km or so to drain the gas tank before it overflows

This looks great, but I don’t think I could overcome the anxiety caused by spending $140 on a blanket.

This looks great, but I don’t think I could overcome the anxiety caused by spending $140 on a blanket.

This absolutely seems like a circumstance in which you should stack your plates, and screw anyone who gives you a nasty look.

I did this about 10 years ago. Living in an apartment complex and noticed some shady goings on with the people across the courtyard. Kids in and out but never for long and the kids looked unclean and hungry. Went on for awhile and finally I needed to do something. Called the police. The place got raided. Turned out…

It should be something that turns on when you put your TV into “Sports” mode or “Gaming” mode, where you would want.  

...or a foley artist, or a best boy....

It should be obvious at this point that Wahlberg has a really, really good agent.

Exactly. Instead, Tom Ley twists his words into this:

I would like to subscribe to future Saturn V fun facts

It would be 0% because they would lose.

Contrary to popular belief, lawyers are not big fans of taking on unwinnable cases with nightmare clients that will require a ton of work and come with awful publicity.

Well, so would anybody else who represented him.