Conze should have waited for the dust to settle before running to Tesla.

Well that sucks.

May I suggest a single serve toaster? Embrace your loneliness in every aspect of breakfast.

Holy shit fighting polish called it.

goddamn onions.

As a J-school graduate, I can affirm that, yes, they do in fact teach you “getting basic facts correct.”

I mean, doesn’t the fact that that commentator couldn’t even get the newspaper right just turn the screed into perfection?

Why do people need to constantly talk about how PC’s run games better than consoles? Everybody already knows that. It’s such a pointless conversation.

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

Reminds me of my favorite reason I’ve been pulled over. (That sounds weird to say.) I was coming home, tired, from my college job. On the way, there is a stop light that over 90% of the time was red when I got to it. So as I approached the light I did my usual downshift, slowdown, stop, then look up.

Yup, and then there’s the one who types things like dumcass. Move along back to the hate rally.

Those “confidential and also copyrighted” disclosures at the end are a sure sign that the lawyer involved has no idea what they’re talking about. That boilerplate pops up in less reputable spots that are willing to bend their ethics to included nonsense in the hopes that it intimidates the recipient. The author…

“...only mentioned one person (Florence Kasumba) playing the film’s memorable trio of scheming hyenas...”

Actually all three actors were mentioned. Eric Andre and Keegan Michael-Key are playing the other two hyenas, they just changed the character names from the original movie.

I’ve seen several different examples of this sort of thing. How to retire by 35! It usually boils down to: get a job paying over 100k right out of college with raises to $250K in the first 5 years. Continue to live like a broke college student sharing a cheap place to live with multiple roommates and eating beans and…

I’m waiting for the USB-C version.

I’m waiting for the USB-C version.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

If only there was a convenient metaphor for how all this is collapsing.

Great call, middle of season 2 was when this show peaked and it’s gone downhill ever since.