Option three: what if the poster hates the scientific theory of the beginning of life? Didn’t cover that base.

I like really, really cold martinis. This helps.

Ditto! I generally make martinis on the rocks, though, mainly because I always drink them too slowly and by the time I drink an up martini it’s warm for the last third.

They already have 3D touch functionality on a lot of the control center items. Just have it there, where if you want to REALLY turn it off, you have to go deeper.

I behave like a self-respecting adult, thank you very much. And like any adult, I get my HBO GO login from my PARENTS.

That sucks. You still pay destination when you do a European Delivery on a non-X model, but at least then you feel like you’re getting your money for it when your car shows up at the local dealership.

I had a buddy who once picked up a Corvette from the factory, or at least got to watch it roll off the factory line. To actually take delivery, he had to go to a nearby dealership to collect it, and pay a destination fee.

He gets to be a racecar driver and havea big ol’ dinger? Tough life.

All I can think:

This looks rad, but I’ll never understand why an established brand with a working prototype and years of development under its belt needs a Kickstarter.

This looks rad, but I’ll never understand why an established brand with a working prototype and years of development…

Kinjamprove fixed a lot of my gripes. And I’ve been on other Kinja sites for awhile without it!

Hui hui hui

That too!

Make sure to reach out to your insurer. Most health insurance policies have a network of covered mental health providers and your co-pay will likely be much more manageable than paying the out of pocket cost.

I think a big portion of the issues of mine was the fact that it was an IS, which was a bit of a performance parts bin special. They apparently built the majority of them in Germany and shipped over partially finished ones and did the final work in South Carolina.

Is it $6 better than Spark?

In that case, I honestly don’t think you’ve made an actual point yet, other than you don’t like contracts.

It seems like you’re just mad the phone is expensive? If you go through your carrier instead of Apple, you can even do the same program without Apple Care+, still with 0% interest.

Like the other posters said, you’re reading it wrong. It’s about $440 per year for an $800-ish phone, plus Apple Care Plus. It’s a 0% loan with the option to upgrade at a year for free if you want to.

I mean, no? It’s a zero percent interest loan on a daily use device. Unless you’re keeping a phone for 3+ years, you lose out by not upgrading yearly.