If only Kinja allowed downvotes.

Heh. Fractured butthole. Heh.

Man. This car. It’s good.

This is fun because if you’re a lawyer this is literally what you’re required to do every day as you bill for your time.

If anything it’d be another entry in a long, storied tradition.

Or they finally decided to sell it!

Or, the rear is so spacious you can walk your dog back there.

I feel like I’m reading the New Yorker!

I love the modern concept of easy tuning, but the idea of throwing a tune on a brand new car is pretty scary to me, with the attendant warranty issues.

He WISHES he was in 2F2F. Turning that down was the beginning of the end for dear old Ja.

“The class action suit names Fyre Media and co-founders Billy McFarland and Ja Rule as plaintiffs, suing them for fraud, misrepresentative advertising, and breach of contract.”

Meat moisture isn’t the same as water. This sounds like a great way to make sure you’re diluting the flavors you have as much as possible.

It’s definitely not pour over.

I wonder why they are calling this a pour over bag, beyond marketing? It’s not pour over at all. It’s some weirdo hybrid full immersion method that results in, apparently, bad coffee.

1) This was a delightfully written article.

I have a Grid-It that lives in my briefcase all the time. It’s a great thing. I keep cables and chargers at the ready all the time and it’s nice not having them fall all over the place. This thing is a good thing.

I have a Grid-It that lives in my briefcase all the time. It’s a great thing. I keep cables and chargers at the…

Great article, gumshoe.

I miss my 1 all the time. It was a wonderful car, save for the fast that it was garbage in the snow and I didn’t want to buy a second set of wheels and tires for a lease. I got the 3 mainly because it was AWD.

Maybe not by himself. Lest you forget, though, he got family.

I had a 2013 135is on lease, and when that went away I got a 2015 (I think?) 335xi.