OH MY GOD WHY HAVE I NOT HAD AN ABORTION YET? It's reversible, which makes it more fashionably versatile!

Do they mean "reversible" as in, this abortion has a waterproof lining, so I can turn it inside out and wear it in the rain?

OK, all you "fiscal conservatives" and "good Christians" - time to step up and drive these crazy fucks from your ranks.

My mom's already stopped asking for a wedding and just wants a grandchild. I'm 35. Last time we had this conversation it went something like:

That's what you said about Gondor, and look what happened to poor Theoden.

The Queen is so well dressed you might say Wintour is coming....i'll let myself out.

Yeah, I don't really like or dislike either of them, to be honest. They both kind of confuse me. And I definitely agree that Kanye is, as you say, not as much of a joke as people tend to think. He is talented and he certainly has his own artistic eye. But, it's when he goes around saying shit like, "this will go down…

While Emerson does, in fact, have a quidditch team, the Daily Currant is a site that writes stories that aren't true, but aren't obviously satire (like the Onion), either. So the class probably doesn't exist. But given all the courses with pop culture titles, it probably could in the future.

"Kanye will breeze into a store and immediately start pulling looks for Kim to try on. He likes to pose her after he's picked out her outfits. He gets completely in the zone."

agreed. say what you will about kim but she is a fucking beautiful woman and I think the blond is fun and different and totally makes her look like a gorgeous space alien. I'm down.

Actually, it's about ethnics in journalism.

Easy, buddy.

I'm trying to imagine how this article even happens. Like did an agent (whose clients weren't doing well) call her and pitch this? Did she overhear some whiny white actors bitching about casting at a juice bar? Did she come up with it on her own and then call agents to get confirmation? And her editor said "sure, go…

Bingo. I have been a nurse for just under 2 decades now, and have worked in all sorts of settings. My experience has been that the male nurses I have worked with tended to have BSNs to start with, and many were Masters' prepared or in graduate programs. In the acute care or bedside setting, the pay differential…

Overtime, on-call pay, call-back pay, charge differential, weekend differential, night shift differential could all have effects. As could pay for travel nurses. I have no idea what male/female tendencies are for any of those, but they could be factors.

How is it so clear to you that this is not a First Amendment issue? I wrote my law journal note on an aspect of the state action doctrine and this issue isn't black and white to me regarding the quasi-governmental role common carriers have. How is this so clear to the rest of Jezzie nation? :-/

You have to move past basic civics. It's just not that simple; airlines are common carriers and required to carry passengers (the Federal Code expressly mandates that U.S. citizens have the right of free travel through airspace). While a pilot can exclude a passenger whose presence would be inimical to safety,…

Who gets to make the call of what is appropriate attire, whatever schmuck happens to be taking tickets that day? Southwest management? Fellow passengers?

I guess I will say, if they're going to have clothing restrictions, they ought to be spelled out pretty plainly before you purchase tickets.

That's still nowhere near as egregious as the time when a US Airways flight denied my 7th amendment right to two bags of peanuts.