Hey, you know those really awkward nights where your SO and their friends are all getting together and so you sort of have to awkwardly get along with the SO's of your boyfriend's friends? Thinking about Ryan Reynolds, David Cross and Pete Cambpell having to do that is really cracking me up.

Especially not 9x13 pans?

Drank mouthwash once when I was 16 and ended up peeing on my buddy's couch. Not an accident mind you, just whipped it out and started pissing everywhere. The incredibly pissed off looks on my friend's faces the next morning and my newly throbbing black eye encouraged me to never drink mouthwash again after that.

"I am marching but I am aware of the confusion and the hypocrisy of the situation. "

That'll teach all those naysayers who say vanilla means boring.

I... wouldn't say she's a feminist role model by any stretch. However, I think she's far from the scum of the earth. I think she and her family have accumulated wealth and fame via some means that I personally find a little off putting (leveraging a leaked sex tape, a reality TV show, etc) but I don't think she's a…

I don't give two fucks either way about Justin's little beiber, but aren't we oddly sexualizing him in a way that we would rail against if he were a woman. I know that his camp is bringing it back up by having the trainer speak to the subject, and I wish that they had just said something like, 'Dude, that photo shoot…

I truly hate this retouched magazine covers bit you guys are so into. I get that it's supposedly battling endemic Body Dysmorphia issues encouraged by these trashy mags but ... It always comes off catty, mean and vaguely sexist, whether it's Bieber, Melissa McCarthy or the famous all time low point for Jezebel ... the…

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Who fucking cares, why is Jezebel focusing so much on this man's body?

Wake up dum dum. You're not going to find any converts here to your bullshit.

The only half-decent answer I've come up with is to donate your money to NGO and non-profit organizations working in these countries.

No, since wearing loose-fitting clothes is not inherently connected to a violent political ideology.

This is why hijabs/niqabs often pose a security risk. Not always, obviously...

i feel really uncomfortable using the term suicide with a 10 year old.

Do they keep all "black people!" movies in the same file folder?

So this man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and says "I can clearly see your nuts".

I respect the lack of flossing about what kind of boat. It's a boat. In the ocean. With party. And bullshit. And party. And bullshit.

The first horseman of the apocalypse has a white horse and he symbolizes conquest SOOOOO...

Well in Kendrick's case, Iggy's dating his cousin. And what he said wasn't exactly a ringing endorsement of her music.