This is just adorable but also so uncomfortable. She’s like their badass boss/aunt, talking about their junk.

Well the thing is, I’m unemployed due to severe chronic pain, depression, and PTSD, and have been for so long that I’m no longer qualified to work in any field I have before except for writing, and over qualified for working in a convenience store, assuming anyone would hire someone who has been unemployed for so long.

I am fully convinced that this is the best movie made in the past ten years, for a whole slew of reasons. I didn’t even realize what an awesome feminist movie it was until a buddy sent me this link:

Maybe it’s time the NCAA extends its drug testing policy to cover announcers, too...

You are really justifying the hell out of your actions and defending botting in these comments. You are also spouting off completely terrible propaganda about how the bots are better than bad players. Sorry chum...been there for years. Bots are completely awful and most of the worst players are still a better choice.…

Why is your last click capitalized? Are you trying to say something, some kind of code? What secrets does it hold?

Hypocrisy at its finest and most nauseating >.<

Seriously! The very first thing I thought of when I saw that photo was this:

Scully and the TWC SportsNet broadcast just had it at 478’, so yeah. The one run for Miami during an 11-1 Dodger lead, Vin called the HR the “murmur of protest”. Classic.

The good baseball man hit the ball far. The happy old man with the nice voice thought it was neat how far the ball went.

That’s what happens when you stop for Arby’s.

A male friend of mine just told me a story of when he was watching a Ronda Rousey fight about 2.5 years ago with a bunch of male friends of his. They were watching the pre-match interviews of Ronda, and they were like, “She’s too pretty. No way gurl can fight”. And then she came out with the messy pony tail and kicked…

Easy. He got a shot to the head in the previous scrum, eyesight went blurry, couldn’t make out the uniform colors. <grabs genitals of large human> Yes, that’s Manly.

This is exactly the type of guy I’d like to punch in the face.

I guess there are many ways to have an abundant life. I choose to watch TV and pet cats. It’s not wasted time. I value every second of it.

I get all my history lessons through Drunk History