I literally, literally, literally said that out loud as I read the headline.

This is the height of a compliment from the toxic male, akin to the “But I think you’re so beautiful/you’re such a turn on to me” rationale of cat calling or just day to day complimenting a spouse or partner.

Im soeey you had to go through this but I would totally watch this if it were a movie.  :O

Was there a “Blue is the warmest color” joke?

WWhat the fuck is A Twitter?

I read that in Phil’s voice, confused vocal fry and all.

Thank you for A) a GREAT coleslaw recipe and B) introducing me to Maangchi!

No, hubris is deciding something you made up is in fact what occupies that unknowable space before the Big Bang.

Well, he’s 70% there.

My wife is from WV.

My wife is an architect.

I gathered myself and just hugged my cats and wife and vodka. Good call.

Another article that’s gonna make me wake up my 15 month old from a sound sleep to hold him tight.

Take your fucking star and GTFO.

I’m jacked right now you called his prose prose. JACKED

Get in line.

Feel free to join me if you like.

In honor of reading for the first time words such as “fratire” and “dick lit,” I will be pouring every dangerous chemical I can find in the house directly into my eyes.