Internet mention of a cat requires me to post a pictute of one of mine. Samwise loves me and I love him more than most people.

Dollars to donuts it was a case of role playing gone wrong owing to Melania’s accent, a bad connection to the security desk calling for more Wet Ones and Trump’s daily “diapy” change.

Slug like creatures with power like to surround themselves with things they know they would normally not have gotten without said power.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

You just know when she started obliquely suggesting she’s be OK with knock off Uggs she felt like she was curing goddam cancer.

What the fact are North Dakota and Iowa, anyways? Are you gonna tell me those are states or something?

Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummerChad Smith allegedly attacked him outside of an elementary school function because he’s a Trump supporter.

I get the motivation for people to do it.

So do they freeze you the moment you die, or a bit before you die?

Growing up pre-internet in a conservative household almost broke my wang :(

I did something similar. In fifth grade, all the boys were talking about jerkin’ it with Jergens and/or Vaseline. I had only a vague idea what jerking it was, let alone why either of those two things would help.

So, the picture below tells us a few things.

I’m not convinced you aren’t some advanced A.I. sent from the future to entertain us during these dark times by churning out zingers and takes at break neck speeds.

Teachers are over paid, y’all.

They do because they can.

He’s singing Wing Beneath My Wings to the crowd. And you know he means every damn word when he tells them he got the glory but all because of them. Gonna maybe go cry a little.

“When you roar, when you cheer, I’m eight years old again.”

I lost it pretty quick after the “a very pleasant good evening to you.”

That is very good writing. Thanks for the share.