They call him a jester, but the man is a king! I mean, look at him!

“Ted Cruz” and “bacon” probably best represent the range of my Disgust <—-> Love spectrum.

That’s nice and all, but it’s very difficult to relate to someone that’s been living in rarefied air longer than you’ve been alive. I mean, I know she hasn’t done anything overtly bad. I just don’t have a good feeling about her.

Give it time. She’ll turn to fear mongering. They all do.

Saw this Ice-T/Law and Order parody thing and thought it an appropriate and hilarious share.

Super real talk.

Great allusion to the “jerk sock,” BTW.

THEN DON’T FUCK BAGGING PLAY IT.

Bring to me Chris Pratt.

Just a stray observation from the grays:

What. The. Fuck.

I miss that show!

Me too! I loved those small Bics, felt so much easier in the hand and pocket.

Donuts or doughnuts?

I think it important to note that you left out the Freemasons /Harry’s Balls/ Arc Du Triophme Illuminati angle. I’m beginning to wonder if you did this on purpose...

Thank you for thinking of it. I wasn’t expecting too much of a response with this story, and am touched that so many people now know about her.

Her era simply didn’t offer that many ways of framing her experience

...which makes perfect sense because a phone is the easiest thing to hurl across the room in disgust the moment after you have an orgasm and can’t believe what you were just looking at.

#notallBothans