1993 Ford Festiva.

Y’all... put down the pitchforks and just hear me out.

Thunderbolt and Lightning - very very frightening me

Any bright color is great, but this is not the best color Toyota has offered on this model...

“Has this ever happened to you?!?”

Mercedes E400 wagon in white for me. The GTI is paid off and the 4Runner is 3 months away from finishing up. The 4Runner is built out for overland adventures and is not really the best everyday kid duty vehicle with all the mods. The GTI is getting small for my 5yr old twins. My real want is a Rivian RTS but it’s out…

Already made it:

I think their production is fully subsidized by Dominos delivery drivers. No hate, it’s exactly what it needs to be, but I’ve seen far more of them with a pizza sign on top than not.

It wouldn’t have a steering wheel, just some Wii sticks that hopefully point you in the right direction.  And hopefully poop some turtle shells on the bro-dozer tailing me.

And if you do have to buy, it likely makes more financial sense to buy used

Didn’t some politician pull something like that once? They won an election then resigned immediately afterwards?

It’s known as “Dragoning.”

IMHO, if VW wants to get into the U.S. truck/off road market, they should reinstate the Scout brand.

“Elon Musk hates government regulation and yet his company keeps offering the best argument for it.”

Ricky’s Shitmobile from Trailer Park Boys. Note the “clearing stick” in its holster:

Man, 4 articles in an hour? You guys are really pushing the Jason/David story down aren’t ya.

Outside of in-city U-Haul rentals, I can’t remember the last time a car rental came with mileage restrictions (US or abroad). It’s always been unlimited miles for the duration of the rental.

The Santa Cruz is Santa Screwed unless they fix their pricing, options, and pull a hybrid outta their ass.