And a battery disconnect?

I like that they’re tying the multiplayer into the main story (I live for that kinda stuff) but at the same time it’s weird that they’re also completely ignoring the plot by giving Noctis’ unique abilities (which are only supposed to be available to the King’s bloodline, right?) to all characters.

In other words, you are one picky lil’ kid.

Raise your hand if you think this will be riddled with microtransactions.

Worse yet, why out the security guard??? How does that make your story any “cooler”?

I’m all for creating memories, the best ones usually bend or break the law a little. They’re usually the dumb ones as well. Which, if you get away with it, also make the best memories.

Pfft, what are they gonna do - throw them in race track jail?

I’d pay $10 for Beast Kissing Simulator

From the producers of The Orifice.

your complaint is older than the internet. before now it was “why does it feel like yesterday’s digg is today’s facebook”, “why does it feel like yesterday’s fark is today’s myspace”, etc etc.

FACT: This is perfect.

New rule:

I wonder which ol’ Factory that Focus came out of.

This:

Oh wow thanks for telling us how YOU feel about cheating even though you don’t actually play online games that much. Certainly not enough to gauge the actual frequency of cheating as it pertains to frequency or egregiousness in games. You wouldn’t personally get upset if a hacker or cheater running scripts…

Thank prominent members of your community who helped make your game successful? Sure. Put them in the game as easter eggs.

That’s upsetting. It isn’t just the scoring, it’s also most of the original songs. I have the CDs of Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic and they still get regular play on my iPod. He’s going to be tough to replace.

In Australian it’s “bitta thin creshing”, I believe.

Did he say “better then crashing” or “better than crashing”. Surely internet-grammar hasn’t made it to his mouth, yet.

I respect Melee and it’s community for raising the ceiling of Smash on the competitive level... but the game is over 15 years old, and now players have to intentionally look for defects and now mandatory mods? At EVO, what other game franchises gets to keep their old entry on top of their new one? Melee seems to get…