Stop reenforcing dangerous beauty standards, ants!

*random comment blaming/praising various political figures and parties*

Edgar Wright: I don't know. He just doesn't feel appropriate for this.
Marvel: Why do you think we even hired you?! NEXT!

I was hopeful that recent assertions about the relatively formulaic nature of the MCU would soon be dashed but this defies that hope…

Hulk move on. Why you no move on?

Quick! Somebody start a change.org petition to get him back! Maybe we can save this film yet!

So it's trolling now to be one of the few sane people speaking out about a subject? While so many in the AV Club's comments section are busy drenching their views in sarcasm or pompous irony in order to engage in what they must perceive as some sort of jocular banter - the true definition of trolling - those of us…

The narrative clarity and purposefulness of every beat of screenwriting and the economy with which CGI was used throughout the prequel trilogy remains unmatched in cinema history, even considering such tour de forces as Bay's Transformers trilogy. The soul-crushing reality we must learn to accept is that it will…

I send at least three letters to them each day. That's not counting all the emails I send. And that's not counting the days I go to Disney World and yell at the costumed employees for hours at a time. So I think I've got my side of things covered.

I want to be clear here. I only want that so I can hold it up while soapboxing about how tarnished the legacy is now compared to the greatness it once had. The days of "Jar Jar Binks mint in box" meaning a damn thing are now long gone and it's because of decisions like this!

Yes!

You should! You're unwelcome here with your dour attitude! If you aren't excited about the news then why you ever clicked on the article to begin with is baffling!

That's it. I'm done with this franchise. After rebounding from a mediocre start and a dreadful sequel to the joy of a cartoonish finale to the original trilogy…as well as the supreme quality of the prequels, to see them throw away what is no-doubt going to be a vital spinoff by hiring a director who's never directed…

I don't even know what you're talking about. Certainly not my excitement to see the same movie over and over again directed by similar directors and written to a very rigid formula! There's nothing wrong with being excited! I don't get why you're so opposed to it or what frothing has to do with anything.

Well, that appears to be the new template, given the prevailing cinematic influences of the first two official directors going forward! Isn't it exciting?!

Why? What's wrong with caring? That's the problem with the modern mentality - people have no compassion or consideration. But that's my whole thing. As stated - I can't wait!

You don't know my life!

Like I said - I can't wait. I've been braced for quite awhile now as a result. And each new bit of news that often makes little sense outside of a corporately-driven, hollow "message" mentality regarding branding and "franchise-building" just fills me with such anticipation regarding the possibilities of roughly…

Oh, great. I can't wait for yet another franchise film with an extremely formulaic narrative that is directed by someone who needlessly imitates Spielberg!

Oh, I imagine it, too. Most of my free time is spent imagining it. I can't stop imagining it, frankly.