“Looks like ass.” Lols all around. The supercut of Ryo walking around with an Angry Ryo mask on is stellar. I thought tbh this was how all Japanese men looked. No sense in fanboying up on this POS if it’s ruining the legacy of two other legendary games. Also: why is this in the Chinese countryside? I understand that…

I thought the 10-story tall holograms and whatnot were more Ghost in the Shell and less Blade Runner, and that’s a bad thing.

They should walk into Ben’s Chili Bowl, see if they don’t get walked out. I think one person walking into Howard or Ben’s with a MAGA adult diaper hat would probably attract little notice or maybe get smirked at but walking around in your custom “fuck you” uniform... Tell me they weren’t aching for harassment, itching…

No votes for Bioshock, eh? I weathered Infinite just fine but the original was creepy as a mofo. Same kinda creepy as We Happy Few.

AD&D oddly enough was never scary to me. But I only had to look over my shoulder to see my dad looking disapprovingly at whatever I was playing. Eyes burning into my back, sorta disconcerting.

Sign me right up. Dayum.

How do you afford your faux-ROM-board baller lifestyle? =)

Nice flourish, Plunkay. Got me from Twitter to here.

Driving a shiny Mustang convertible into the mountains of Puerto Rico and letting the cool air be the A/C, followed by descending into San Juan, bumper-to-bumper in 90 degrees, and Puerto Ricans looking at us like we were batshit crazy.

omg, this is why I’m not a software engineer or social media ace or really all that good at gaming (and my skate/snowboarding kinda sucks and I’m getting fat), but that’s a fantastic idea. People could pore over your footage and figure out your playstyle—and maybe a 15-minute delay would be more appropriate…

That’ll be clearly harder when it gets to consoleland and Mixer+Twitch will both use your gamertag. But the first part is spot-on. That’s tough for Bluehole who clearly love the exposure, but this has always seemed like a Youtube game anyway. If that cuts into your Twitch revenue (or the warm glow of karma that you…

You’re [hired].

Sheeeeeit, I didn’t need a link to this; I own it, and on vinyl no less, basically pristine.

I think the problem with including anything recent in a list, like Twenty One Pilots or Chainsmokers is: too soon. By 2020 we’ll say “Who is Chainsmokers and why are they on this otherwise pretty funny list?”

So you replace…

In the 1 vs 100 scenario early on, you can see the soldiers holding back, clearly standing behind the Jedi w/ no threat to them, but not even threatening to thrust their swords and end this facade. Like, not to be too neckbeard about it, but this is like Bruce Lee pummeling 400 guys with but a pair of nunchuks in…

I like this story, and I know it happens. Priorities is right.

And then China regretted it. Their one-child policy has been rescinded but... it’s too late. Their economy is already in decline. That statement may seem funny because it’s still growing, but they used to see double-digit growth and they never will again because they’re not adding enough to their population for…

This is the only cover I’ve considered buying since the Commodore days. Sweet looking.

Wow. Is everyone holding off for Christmas releases? ‘cause this is underwhelming.

“‘Black,’ you see, is an old euphemism in my mother tongue for ‘incorrigible, contrarian, malcontent soul who cannot be made to submit, be controlled, tutored, or cannot be subjected to do light housework,’ and then there’s the other use, ‘negro,’ so I’m sure you’ve totally misunderstood our Eastern ways and…

I never got in on PSN’s ‘Home’ so I had only the 360 avatars to go by and they were kinda disappointing. Was never sure why you couldn’t walk them among plazas, arcades, seek out like-minded players and party up to play some COD or a hand of poker or go-kart race or whatever—kinda like being at The Tower in Destiny…

This woman did a better job of heckling and nobody even knew her intent: http://deadspin.com/the-voice-of-this-reds-fan-yelling-joey-vottos-name-wil-1772359418