I was on a Sega-sponsored demo crew and they’d loaned our cable company these ri-frickin’-diculous Mitsubishi tube TV’s that were 40-50" big (with accompanying lore of allegedly being the largest CRTs ever made) and I with three other large men were required to haul this thing out of a van and set it up at high…

Dynasty Warriors is pretty mindless, but at least engaging... the cheers of your army, the pronouncements of your defeated opponents, the progression through a fortress. I’ll give For Honor the better fortresses and better models, better mano-a-mano armored duels—-but as I was running through the castle in a raid it…

^^^ Take note of this writing. The final part is called a “kicker” and this one’s a doozy.

Oh, for everyone wondering:

I mean. Yeah, for your sake and my sake we never like seeing “Video Game Did ‘X’!!” in a Jack Thompson kind of way. And you’re right: here’s smoking man who probably ate greasy food and drank and wasn’t unfolding his treadmill when he wasn’t playing Destiny.

Yeah, thanks for taking it as what it is: someone knowingly or unknowingly bending his/her life out of shape for entertainment and taking risks in the meantime. While the internet can reduce this to “well he was a sedentary smoker who knew the risks and died as a result,” he was also a man who died for his own and…

Knew after Korea, China, Japan, it would only be a matter of time before America had its own death-by-video-game victim. Sad.

So you’re saying this scavenger hunt’s depth is about par for the course in Battlefield 1? Not surprised. Absolutely great game. Abysmal customization and unlocks.

I knew Patches O’Houlihan. Stripey McOveralls was a good friend of mine. And Dick Bruna, you’re no Boba The Fett.

Seriously though, while never having heard of Dick Bruna, R.I.P. Dick Bruna.

Hhahaha, this is PIIIIIMMMMPPP. I must reduce this to JIFF form.

Skullface. What a prick.

The hand ball part was pure brilliance. I was like oh, he scores on a wide-open net... Then an awesome Maradonna kick.

I have a friend who plays regularly with his family. Quote: “I hate Gamestop.” Later... “Got three of these Bluetooth Pokemon controllers from Gamestop.” Way to stick to your guns. Heh.

My local parks responded very quickly s and in kind. Though WITHOUT trolling intent here... anyone playing in the US anymore? Its impact is much diminished.

Cavs 4 Life. He just telling you.

Shit. After seeing a fantastic demo of these things on a hillside town in New Zealand I really wanted one, but damned if it isn’t mountain bike-priced for a lark. Same goes for hoverboards. Oh well.

Can’t wait is right. The gears turn slowly at Sony, kind of like screens loading in PSN/PS4 OS.

Can’t wait is right. The gears turn slowly at Sony, kind of like screens loading in PSN/PS4 OS.

Yeah, I knew it to be basically a fighting game when I demo’d it but I was hoping for... I donno, a rousing multiplayer Dynasty Warriors with epic medieval battles... Like a medieval Battlefield. So I didn’t like it. I’m not going to trash it; just not going to buy it.

I had a lovely flashback to a Community episode, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Pierce the Insensitive, also known as Pierce the Dickish and Grandpa the Flatulent. Thank you.

Not to mention one that isn’t particularly deep, engaging, fun. Sad!

Mister Eights, the terrifying doctor will see you now.

Hey, quick, what’s the Swedish word for Schadenfreude?