Good. Dirt Rally was fun, but grindingly realistic and punishing.

Bit of the old ‘flick the car ‘round the corner’ is in order.

Happy they’re opening it up too with course creation. Would also enjoy it if they go back to the RalliSport school of “any car, any condition, any track, any time” of thinking. Leave the…

Last part is very true. Transition away from the milsim FPS and other games with not only 95% male character population but mostly male themes and gravitate toward the MOBAs, RPGs, MMOGs and the (I assume) really women-friendly action RPG/mini-MMOGs like Destiny or the upcoming & potentially awesome Sea of Thieves and…

Oh goodness. I started reading “Where’s the wetness?” and got to “This parched, arid flatus” before the tears welled up in mine eyes. Touche, sir. Go ahead and call off the competition, just two weeks in: you’ve won Jalop Article of 2017.

I respect the ‘nail in the coffin’ guy because he’s embodying the true spirit of trolling: nobody has the least clue as to whether he’s saying what you’re saying or if he’s serious.

He has achieved Troll Nirvana™

Every single time. I ask people “is this supposed to be funny? Does anyone know what this word salad means, any of it?”

After reading Alex Lloyd’s piece “How to be the [Swiftest Gentleman] at the Go-Kart Track,” I may have changed my mind:

Good narrative style. Nutgraf being ¶3, “obstacles... like other people.”

Hell is other people.

Won’t let you pass? Really? Ridick.

This is the most apathetic and sociopathic thing I’ve seen in the past 4 inches. What you need is real taste of cartoonish cosplay with nerf guns.

That said it would have been cool to approach a heretofore-unseen Tannenbaum, be presented with a “hold ‘X’ to engage in truce” option, then have your weapons drop and hear…

I remember that guy. Didn’t he scan all Ds and Es? After Fultoning he didn’t make the first cut.

If I saw the Daltrey & Townshend Duo and they were playing these hard-rocking facsimiles of The Who songs then I’d get what I was paying for. While that sort of thing might translate well to seeing Jerry Seinfeld on tour, donno if it applies to overgrown BBC DJs and video forum hosts. But yes, I’m selectively…

So Nikola is or isn’t another Elon Musk brand? ‘Cause if it ain’t it’ll always confuse me.

A great tragedy but then it’s kind of like a Sex Pistols/ The Clash “supergroup”... You loved our awesome groundbreaking stuff and it’s all long in the past, but here, pay us enough to leave mansions to our grandkids and we’ll play the hits and you’ll get nothing new or original.

Whole diff dynamic with two romantically involved adults. Glad it was a good time though.

Right, totally right. I want some River City Ransom. Nobunaga’s Ambition. Skate or Die. Super Dodge Ball, Golgo 13, Track and Field. Whatevs. I know all of these aren’t actually Nintendo IPs, but giving you the idea of what people want.

Indeed. Tough to keep these things fresh in this day and age. Seems like this last wave of FH 2, Project Cars, Forza 6, Forza Horizon 3 might be the last push to make this genre last but sadly none of it has excited me much since the days of FM4.

Sadly Dirt Rally is barely different. It’s good but hasn’t drawn me back…

World War I is wrapped up for now so I’m hoping for Call of Duty: Civil War.

Sometimes I wonder if they didn’t set it in such a late year for the purposes of having several automatic pistols and autoloading shotguns and modern military rifles etc. available. Don’t get me wrong—cool weapons and whatever—but man, decades after the Civil War, prospecting, homesteading, the fictional events of…

Its mediocrity. I’m far past the point where I would shit on someone’s treasured film though, so I’ll leave it at this: samurai pictures make good westerns and the reverse might be true too. But blending the two to tell the story of the dying Old West through the modernizing of Japan... meh. More fun watching some…

If you think this is an unpopular opinion here, then you can see why I ended my Destructoid subscription. As close as this site is to otaku, it really isn’t that much. Anyway, at least I can rely on people to quietly boo my opinions and go on about their day, and most of the writers are smart.

And it’s not Gamespot.…