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Back in March I suffered a devastating injury and was rushed to the hospital for emergency open heart surgery. Since

Cool.  I hope they died screaming as the lions tore their guts out.

“There are women out here in real life that do have these body types.”

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck cancer.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

It doesn’t directly relate, but as a spoof from this era, I’ve always thought Undercover Brother was really underrated.

Eat shit, friends.

(miss you already)

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

They’re lashing out in pain and fear, for the bright light of the truth is nearly blinding.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.