Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

im rthe rat from the video

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”