Star just for “Cut the Mustard”!  That was my dad’s all-time favorite saying to us kids.

Yes, because the Naz- er... Germans have never done anything immoral.

Damn right. I get that it’s fun to diss on their quality, but 90's and early 00's Chrysler/Dodge were legit cars. The handling is a big thing I think people don’t seem to recognize. They all handled well and the Neon was a track darling for its class. I preferred my parent’s Neon than my Integra when it came to…

Can’t have too much Cornflower, nor any other *color* ;)

Sadly, right on. Years ago I went from a 2001 to a 2013 Mustang. The interior was nearly the same size, same w/ trunk, but MY GOD the whole car was so much bigger! Much harder to park, too tall and felt cumbersome where the ‘01 was relatively nimble. The new muscle cars are way too big.

And often times heavier as well! And they’re supposed to be the sPOrtY version.

Yep! It’s the cool and trendy place to eat, just like In-N-Out. Very average, at best. And their fries or waffle things or whatever are lousy.

Reverse: I miss more “whimsical” writing in things such as car reviews.  Unfortunately, everything nowadays is written to a 4th grade level, so people like our last President, can maybe understand.

At least they didn’t call it something absurdly ridiculous, like naming it the Camaro EE or some other dumb-assery marketing gimmick.

Dude, these cars are driven so minimally, they’re doing no harm to the environment. Producing a new battery powered drivetrain to swap is actually MORE harmful than keeping the old “dinosaur” engine.

Absolute same boat.  I’m PC only anymore, but have ALWAYS preferred GT to Forza.  The progression system is so much more rewarding.  I’m willing to wait a few years.

Looks like a Mazda-fied BMW. Especially the rear. C’mon Mazda, you’re better than this.

This guy fux, am I right?

Same boat!  Was thrilled about the new R when news broke about a proper rear diff.  But that interior is a complete deal breaker and I’d never own one regardless price.  Here’s hoping the Mk8.5 remedies it, or I’m taking my talents to Japan (or S. Korea).

His name makes the story even funnier.  Know what a bolus is?  It’s the wad of food that’s been chewed into that slimy ball just before you swallow.  These people are the gift that keeps giving (headaches)!

And hopefully some sex.

From everything I’ve read, it seems the non-QF models are generally reliable, at least as much as ze Germans.  The past few years I’ve been really tempted to take the dive (before the market went insane).

The rule: wheels should never be darker than the tire.  It looks cheap and you lose all the detail, making it just a dark glob.

I dunno, it’s kinda a Ford diss as well.

My ‘01 Bullitt was the same!  Just buy the housing and button, plug and play.