Seems good to me.

Congratulations, Mr. crowmolly and Mr. Eddie Brannan, on COTD! I would like to gift you guys with a GTO which this lovely lady will deliver when she is done washing it.

Also affectionately known as a Jizz and Jet.

at the Kum and Go

In the future I’ll be able to reach out to the dash and push a button for a radio station and push another button to adjust my cabin climate. I won’t have to scroll and swipe my way through layers of menus on a flat screen.

The Y2k isn’t going to get me.

Yup. I got better fuel mileage in a loaded U-Haul towing my Viper than I ever got in the Viper.

Don’t forget this.. Do I care what your teen rice car has i-VTEC DOHC. More like Doh!!

Welcome to the Subaru badge party, 4 badges and a logo on one single panel.

Here’s my favorite:

Remember these on Pontiacs and possibly other GM cars?

“we want everyone, including those in the media, to experience our games at the same time.”

for real. sick of brits acting like they didn’t invent the word.

If by invented you mean successive Norse conquerors imposed it on you...

The term soccer is originally from England going back to the 19th century (a horrible mangling of “Association” as in Association Football, to differentiate between other forms of football, like Rugby Football or Gaelic Football.)

Probably watching fucking soccer.

Correction: Everyone notices black panther bodies, because we’re looking for spotlights next to the mirrors

(Video might be NSFW for language portrait mode.)

BF1 is a yearly shooter. Civ is a lot more awesome and potentially could last a much longer time