@ucbwayne: Apparently, you thought right.

@DoYouLikeToastToo?: I never think of triple digits when I think of my mortality. I usually think of a number between 65 and 75.

I have already given very specific instructions to my fiancee:

@DoYouLikeToastToo?: I turned 27 on June 1st. Looks like I have a loooong way to go!

@ChaosCon: ...so SBoD could quite possibly have a literal meaning for you.

@jibbly: I think people just like to have stuff to complain about. People speak of "objectifying" as though it is exclusively a male behavior when it is very much a two-way street.

@Claytons: I am a very mixed race minority that lives in Brooklyn. I don't really have a fetish of any sort - maybe for high-end mobile devices but that's a far as it goes for me.

@Jose_J_Herrera: I really wanted to say that but that line of thinking offends Asian women (why?) and I don't need to a have any more reasons for them to avoid me.

@ChickenPotPython: I guess I have to agree with you there - I never partake of any of those "substances" so the show is just terribly unfunny every time it comes on. That's usually my cue to either watch SportsCenter or go to sleep.

Now assassins can commit the perfect crime: Just leave one of these at the scene.

@ChickenPotPython: I am not sure how Tim and Eric got into this conversation but seeing how they have made it here, can someone tell me how they got funding for that show? It is putrid and extremely unfunny.

@ackthbbft: I will be very happen when they get around to pulling those ads.

@zwer: You just proved my point - while they can be pretty dumb, they are mostly smart enough to know how crappy Twilight is.

@Kaiser-Machead: Not all humor moves all people.

"Wow, it's that obscure underground song that's constantly playing everywhere!"

@zwer: Referring to "Twilight" as a teen novela is just a slap in the face to everyone aged 13-19.

@ZFK: You are wrong. It just shows how much you pay attention to crappy things.

@Mecharine: The FBI warning clearly makes it known that intent isn't the issue.

@davidgreen360: well-said sir

This clueless chick has to be single.