That kid’s head\body proportions are Fred Flintstone-esque.

...AND GET OFF LONGLARRY’S LAWN.

If I were ever an NFL player who scored a touchdown my celebration would be so obscene and tasteless that decades from now when people are trying to explain the reasons why players are fined for dancing in the end zone, they’d point to me and say “that’s why.”

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!

Thanks Nana!

If I were ever an NFL player who scored a touchdown my celebration would be so obscene and tasteless that decades from now when people are trying to explain the reasons why players are fined for dancing in the end zone, they’d point to me and say “that’s why.”

“Perhaps I’m an old fuddy duddy”

sexually-suggestive gestures

You can’t ignore dat ass tho

Make America Gyrate Again.

Surely you mean Tallynn?

Just do what Ed Sullivan did for Elvis Presley: film him from the waist up and get him addicted to barbiturates.

the NFL rulebook covers actually this, with no wiggle room

But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

I wish the officials would just ignore it. It’d be interesting to see the league be forced into disciplining officials for failing to call a penalty having nothing to do with gameplay.

Everyone knows you can’t go to three pumps.

“Look ma, I’m doing the Danny Woodhead!”

They’re like a bunch of Brett Favre’s out there!!!

The only difference between that clip and a Marc Trestman-era Bears game is that the Bears blew out their ACLs doing it.

#57 is killing it.