I can’t really root for any of these rich bitches to come out on top...

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

Have you been on a cruise? The whole thing is a brig.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Yeah, my first thought was juvenile. But my second thought was a juvenile.

To be fair, he also took an oath to up hold the Constitution against all enemies, foriegn and domestic. At the moment Trump is looking like a ‘bigly’ domestic enemy.

(unintelligible screaming)

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

Do I have to be the one who says it? Ok.

Do I have to be the one who says it? Ok.

Thanks! I’m SUPER fun at parties! :-)

Of COURSE that creeper is a part of House Bolton. GOD do we hate the Boltons.

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

This is going to be a scorching hot take, but merely bearing and raising a child does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM make you qualified to talk about the Trump/Russia allegations and wider societal implications on (what could be generously described as) a news program.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

Love Actually

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Haven’t you heard? They opened up the classes, so there are Social Justice Demon Hunters, Social Justice Death Knights, Social Justice Rogues, Social Justice Shamans, Social Justice Hunters, Social Justice Mages, Social Justice Priests (they’ve been around for a while now), Social Justice Warlocks, and Social Justice…

And 1.a, which my parents drilled into me repeatedly: If someone tries to stop you from asking questions or tells you that asking questions is wrong, DO NOT TRUST THEM.

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?