Legit question: I thought the Mischling Test was 3? (It was 1 for a while.)

Anybody with pets knows that is the only correct way to rig one’s bum tissue. We’re not backwards! The rest of y’all sans-aminal weirdos are.

The thing is, though: democracy really is NOT essential. I would submit that we (the USA) just proved without a doubt that We The People should absolutely not be allowed to govern ourselves — due to many reasons, some of which are ignorance, misinformation, bias, and indifference. Even our carefully crafted…

I used to comment on Kotaku, but then...

I used to comment on Kotaku, but then...

She is a national treasure, too.

I am an avid (rabid?) devotee of NPR, and would like to point out that the REAL national treasure here in Steve Inskeep. He calmly and doggedly countered Pollack with real time fact checking. He is a gem, and in my opinion the last legitimate journalist on air in this country.

Ok, so, this really should not be that difficult a thing, and it definitely shouldn’t require an application of any sort — other than the direct application of your toothbrush to your teeth, gums, tongue, and roof of the mouth either upon waking or before bedding, or both, but whatever: keep your toothbrush and…

Step 1. Buy a 20 lb. jug of Tidy Cats 4-in-1 Strength, or Tidy Cats Black Label as I call it in my head (the stuff is fantastic).

I generally don’t pre-order; in fact, I tend to wait silly amounts of time before finally buying a game. Case in point? Just got DA:I a couple of weeks ago for around $15, and it included EVERYTHING. Deluxe Edition. All DLC. Great deal! But! There are some publisher / IP combos I will cave for, because I know I am…

I think we’re all missing a key point here: why are these young ladies making the sign of The Fox God?! Are they fans of BABYMETAL?!

fuck ‘em.

Added to next shopping list; thanks! (I do have a basic chili oil—is this substantially different?)

hell, yeah, Jarts!

I can concede that. :-)

lol... grave.

I don’t know about tone deaf... I personally had zero knowledge of hot sauce being a Black American / African American thing until that radio interview became a ‘thing’. I say that as someone who damn near flouresces under blacklight, and with a fridge stocked with — at a minimum — two variants of Frank’s, two or…

In my opinion, the best comedians are the ones that force introspection upon us, and by doing so promote societal change by daring us to recognize our failings and become better people. I’d point to George Carlin, Louis Black, Jon Stewart, et cetera. I suppose that hinges on my definition of best, which means…

What does it mean if you come to a complete stop, turn right and drive 50 feet minimum before banging a U-y, and then turn right again through the likely still-green light? Asking for a friend...

that’s... kind of the point?

First of all, condolences on your loss. I recently found out my monster has a heart condition, and will probably have a shorter than expected lifespan. It sucks.