Tell them you paid for the flight, and you demand to be departed at once. All the other travelers, mother nature and the FAA will surely listen to your demands. I've found the best tone is one of anger and haste, and be sure to loudly proclaim any and all objections to the situation to everyone you encounter. Surely,…

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

This I must try.

Buying a dog vs. adopting one is more than just a difference in terminology, they are two completely different things. Anyone who truly loves dogs would never give money to a breeder because they are looking for a very specific type.

we've a Kroger that stocks Dry Ice... just bought a new bottle of Jose this morning.... wondering about a trip across town before heading home.....

Great idea! Now I use up all that dry ice I have laying around the house.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

Probably want to post this as a separate comment too so Greg/other writers can see it and recommend it

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

USE SHELVES TO STORE THINGS THEN PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM TO MAKE A SHELF WALL!

This, exactly. 11 girls, and you want a free table with a bottle in Las Vegas? Why? Do you know how much that's worth. It's known that only super hot girls get free shit at clubs. Pitch some money together and get your own table. That's what my friends do for their birthdays. You save yourself the bad time and you…

This is what happens when you try to get free shit from sleazy people.

Once, during my high school lit class, it came out that one of our friends (this is an honors class full of presumably smartish kids) had not taken his contact lenses out or even used saline solution in his eyes for TWO YEARS. The contacts wearers among us were astonished (mine start to fall apart after about 6…

Molybdenum and vanadium stainless steel make up the blade of the Global G-2, ending in a stainless steel handle that's "dimpled for a safe grip." While the Victorinox and Wusthof hail from Switzerland and Germany respectively, the Global comes from Japan. [Global G-2]

Molybdenum and vanadium stainless steel make up the blade of the Global G-2, ending in a stainless steel handle…

I suppose you know, but this isn't Bill Watterson's work... it's by the guy who does the webcomic Zen Pencils (link to comic) I think the comic is a good read (it's the Kenyon College speech in comic form.)

I wish you would put notes at the top of these articles instead of at the bottom. I got deep into this before I saw the author use the pronoun "we" to describe an action on campus, and suddenly I realized that this was an advocacy piece written by a participant, and not a journalistic piece per se (to the extent that…

You can disable it through the Notification Center settings as well. I had previously disabled the Rich Notifications and Experimental UI for Notifications, so I had no "bell" to click on. Managed to dig enough to find it in System Settings.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

They ought to be- it was the top comment on the Reddit post they stole this from.

You can download it as a single book: [crosstree.info]