its' fantastically geeky

It's softness

Still am. :(

What Is Friction-Stir Welding?

I believe you're correct, eternal21.

I don't know about the touch, but I had an old Kindle Keyboard w/ 3g that would allow me to web browse via 3g.

There's a catch. Yes, it has the 3g service, but that can only be used to download books.

I guess we know how English really sounds to non-native speakers.

Have you been able to "successfully" monetize (eg: earn enough to pay off a few bills every month?) your blog?

will impress ay foodie

Dachshund Rescue - consider fostering one for a couple weeks. Problem solved.

(Evil Answer): you could always post it with a burner account in the comments. Enough bots crawl along the site to archive and publish it.

It might be worthwhile to get software that allows you to take a video of your screen. Are you on Mac or PC?

SFW fetish videos for youtube. Too innocent to be flagged, too niche to go ignored by the right community.