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This is why I am against pants in all forms. You never know how dangerous they might be.

Thanks, DM me and I’ll give you my address so you can forward the extra $1,000 for each way every time I fly.

The scariest people I have ever interacted with have and will always be fucking drunk, affluent white men.

OF COURSE he was taken alive. Guy guns down 9 people in a church, but he is white so he isn't too dangerous to take alive.

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

Another litmus test on who to delete from various social media.

The standing up straight thing is very real. My boobs are huge, and if I stand up straight, it looks like I’m thrusting them out. After being accused of showing off one too many times, it’s easier to slouch.

Also appropriate for shorts:

In summary: girls must change how they dress to avoid falling victim to the male gaze.

I’m a white woman and though I’m brunette, I have the same fine, straight hair that Rachel is sporting in her younger pictures. I cannot for the life of me figure out how she got those “natural” coils. Back in yesteryear when I was going to prom my hair stylist spent hours curling my hair - a combo of hot rollers, a

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

White, Black, whatever. She's super cute, delusional, but super cute.

Not that I know of but at this point I get the idea it’s not even necessary.

Like, I want to see Beyonce naked as much as the next person but that dress was boring as fuck.

I think it looked pretty good here.

What I think when I see those Pnina dresses:

I agree. Nudity near-nudity is so commonplace it’s hardly exciting any more. Who cares if Kim’s practically naked? She’s been photographed fully nude several times. Nothing to see here that we haven’t seen before. It’s not daring, it’s not interesting, it smacks of desperation.

“I want a dress that’s really unique, something that will make me stand out and look SEXY on my wedding day”

Dads, having more kids will not increase your dadness. You have a fixed amount of dad, and you have to dad it equally among all your kids. Just dad a small daddable group of kids, and each kid will get more dad. That’s just sensible dadmath.

Dresses. I seriously never wear pants in the summer. I refuse to. I just sweat and feel all kinds of miserable. No thanks!