Can't believe he's leaving Beyoncé at home alone with the 3 kids…6 nannies, 2 chefs, 4 housekeepers, 2 chauffeurs, a personal masseuse, personal assistant, assistant to the assistant….

Guess Kim did a sex tape so they don't have to.

Why are these two famous…I mean they don't even have a sex tape.

Hell no!!! Those dicks were earned.

I give up…who?

I understood that reference

He apologizes after kicking the villains' asses.

Captain Britain…but I think that's actually an American comic book.

You know, we've kicked their as in 2 wars and they still haven't got the message.

Politicon…sounds like Comic-Con but for geeks…oh wait

Pfft…a woman pilot…as if.

Are you sure that was Hulk Hogan…I thought it was Amy Schumer.

Yes, and the Declaration of Independence also says "all men are created equal."

Trump is jolly when he's grabbing pu$$y.

When NPR tweets "Twas the Night Before Christmas" on Christmas Eve they think the line "He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf," is an attack on the Presidents weight.

and by #RaisedRight she means #homeschooled and by #homeschooled I mean #fuckingmoron.

Still don't understand how this will fit into the larger Will and Grace extended universe.

Not when Children's Services are doing are doing an in-home inspection…found that one out the hard way.

She never heard it because surprisingly, she's not a Tidal subscriber.

The real story is that Tidal is still a thing.