I own a tiara. I bought it for the opening of “Cinderella” to see with my best friend, and now I just wear it for Friday facials, pad Thai, and wine, because I’m a grown-up and can do whatever the fuck I want. It’s great.

Maybe he should ask the woman he “made” Taylor Swift for some financial help. She seems to be doing really well!

What drugs?

Why would you worry about people taking away your freedom when you are so eager to give it up on your own?

Not passive aggressive. Aggressive.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

Still a better candidate than Trump.

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.

Ugh, well I guess you are right there is some solace to take in the fact that at least one of those (I’m guessing Hammer’s) will tank horribly.

Normally I’m on board for any opportunity to gaze at the beautifully sculpted mirage that is Charlie Hunnam’s booty but presently all I really want to do is kick it. Very, very hard.

he helped create this hard look at Charlie Hunnam.

Yes, his reaction to all of this so bizarre (for anyone else), yet so Trump. You’re running for president and are probably going to get asked questions you don’t like. You were asked a question about statements you actually did make regarding women. Your response is that the woman asking had PMS and is a bimbo, and to…

She looks and sounds so much like Sarah Palin that every single time my brain thinks, “Wait, is that Sarah Palin or Tina Fey? Ok, it’s Tina Fey. Wait, no...maybe it’s not.” Every fucking time. So well done, Tina. Also, I hated the Trump interjections because it seemed to sort of fuck up the rhythm and the energy went…

The right to drive your car is, in fact, not a right, but a privilege.

Road closure ≠ house arrest