I have worked in emergency response for 11 years in natural disaster and conflict settings around the world. In emergency settings humanitarian agencies worldwide are guided by the Sphere Minimum Standards in Humanitarian Response. According to these standards, even in emergency situations the minimum amount of water…

Ugh, well I guess you are right there is some solace to take in the fact that at least one of those (I’m guessing Hammer’s) will tank horribly.

Normally I’m on board for any opportunity to gaze at the beautifully sculpted mirage that is Charlie Hunnam’s booty but presently all I really want to do is kick it. Very, very hard.

he helped create this hard look at Charlie Hunnam.

Yes, his reaction to all of this so bizarre (for anyone else), yet so Trump. You’re running for president and are probably going to get asked questions you don’t like. You were asked a question about statements you actually did make regarding women. Your response is that the woman asking had PMS and is a bimbo, and to…

She looks and sounds so much like Sarah Palin that every single time my brain thinks, “Wait, is that Sarah Palin or Tina Fey? Ok, it’s Tina Fey. Wait, no...maybe it’s not.” Every fucking time. So well done, Tina. Also, I hated the Trump interjections because it seemed to sort of fuck up the rhythm and the energy went…

My snow day movie is John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Where you can find it: Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Your Friend’s DVD Rack

THE BEST (maybe worst) movie to watch when you're stuck inside from debilitating snow is, of course, The Shining. Nothing sets the mood like a good case of cabin fever.

The right to drive your car is, in fact, not a right, but a privilege.

Road closure ≠ house arrest

“We are from Russia. So we good. We have cat boiling on stove as we speak.”

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

I really wish they had written a better Conan reboot for him. Perfect casting.

You practically have to go full Momoa to get me interested in Aquaman.

Ok, holy shit. I know that “picking female news anchors based solely on how their legs look in short dresses” is nothing new, but that Fox clip... holy shit! LEGS LEGS LOOK AT OUR LEGS OH ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NEWS IT DOESN’T MATTER LEGS LEGS DON’T TURN THE CHANNEL LEGS.

When I read the headline, I thought “here we go again.”

OR... take all your pots, pans and glassware out of your kitchen cabinets, make your way to your nearest flight of stairs, and throw it all down from the top. The clamor will be just as informative, and the destruction of your glassware will be just as annoying.