Why is the 2nd pool, or croquet lawn, or whatever that green area is, shaped like an Absolut bottle? Can someone ‘shop in that fix, please?

Posting for a friend who’s Internet-challenged:

I am your mother. Exactly how and why my kids can read most books, and couldn’t (they’re all 17+ now) watch certain cable shows or movies.

Because Tim Curry’s Pennywise was terrifying. Amazed it made it onto broadcast TV at the time.

Completely agree! My oldest was 5 or 6 when the first Harry Potter movie came out. At that point, she’d read all the books that were out at the time (precocious kid).

Heh heh. They paid Such $60 Million dollars guaranteed.

The part where you used “Jags” and “playoff” in the same sentence.

Dude - step away from the vodka bottle.

That’s been my fantasy team name every year since

My PG-13 tribute to Zodiac MFer:

RIP, Zodiac MFer. We hardly knew ya.

You took it far too easy on Caldwell, a man who really gets his game face on:

Was the lady’s name Umami?

Go home, Dantonio

Go home, Urban

Works for Peter King

Actually, he looks like James Franco playing Captain Morgan in Pirates of the Caribbean 7: Demon Rum.

magnificent understatement—take your star

It’s the only place you can park to pick up your roast pork from Tony Luke’s.

“matte painting of mountains on the bottom of your windshield”