And now Chavez will be the butt of all the jokes

Man, that’s exactly what I thought when I saw the video. You’re a must-millionaire pro fighter, and that’s the room you get? I’ve stayed at the MGM twice. Both rooms were nicer than that.

She should be peppered with lawsuits.

We can be friends

Oh, man. That was my equivalent of childbirth—if I could actually remember how gut-wrenching that week was, I’d never let my kids leave the house.

My son had open heart surgery at 1 month, over Thanksgiving weekend. We couldn’t take him home pre-surgery, as the aneurysm would have killed him in under a minute. He was admitted immediately.

protecting the shield

Claire: Jiffy mixes are made less than an hour’s drive from my house, so I grew up on these! Great column, and I’d agree with your assessments of the mixes - the corn and blueberry muffins and brownies were always the best of the bunch.

Baby, if you’ve ever wondered

+1 for the Cadieux Cafe

Let me ‘splain that for you: jugular + darts = jarts

I’m really hoping the “if my expert witness weren’t using grotesquely inflated numbers as facts, he’d be totally credible” is sarcasm so subtle I had to check to see if I missed it.

Well, sure. I mean, if FACTS are a thing.

If there had been no announcement, how many weeks could they have worn these “new” uniforms before anyone noticed they were different?

(golf clap and +1 for you!)

Maybe borrow a sense of humor from one of your more popular friends?

Nice writing, Lauren. Brought back a lot of memories, and I’ve got a big smile on my face from watching the video.

Tough to carve names on that “Most Head to Head Wins” trophy.

I’ve been to scores of games at the Joe, tens of concerts, and am old enough to have enjoyed one or two at the old red barn.

Yes. The onion is REQUIRED.