True story: A friend of ours went on a trip to Rome several years ago and came back with gifts for us. When he gave me mine, a plastic, hexagon-shaped box with a picture of the pope on it, I said, "This is awesome! 'Pope in a box!'" Then I opened the box and found a gorgeous red, handmade wood Rosary, that he bought…
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When John Paul II came to the New York (around 1995 I think?) my mom sent me and my dad to every mall in the area to try to find 'pope merchandise'. (My grandmother was a big fan.)
Oh Urban Outfitters, even if you made clothes that fit me I wouldn't shop there.
Like this one: "Well, [best friend's name] always was so much thinner than you ever were." Or the fact that eating with Mom becomes a contest of who can leave the most food on a plate that begun under a different contest of who can serve themselves the smallest portions? If you choose to not participate in that…
The Cos approves
As a paleontologist and a cat lover, I approve this message.
Reading this I realize if it weren't for cats we would still be struggling to not starve to death on our road to building Civilizations. No wonder they sleep all day now while we work to support their lifestyle. They worked hard to get us to this point.
Zoey approves!
I believe that is Mama Cat. Mama Cat gives zero fucks about what is happening at the other end of the bed because she has five minutes to herself and she is going to get a BATH, DAMMIT!
Mama kitty in the background, just doesn't give a shit. Typical. No matter how cute your kids are, sometimes you just need your alone time, have to sniff the the wall or something.
Camille Pagila, speaking as a man, i would request that you stop speaking for us since you don't seem to know what the fuck you are talking about.
Omg you guys this 90s nostalgia has gone TOO FAR!! Now we're bringing back Camille Paglia? Do NOT make Feminism's Next Top Troll the new reality show everyone's talking about. (But it would obviously have Paglia, Katie Roiphe, and Hanna Rosin.)
I would find this so much easier to read in track-changes format, with the comment bubbles. Long chunks of italics give my eyes a headache.
TL;DR. She lost me after the second paragraph. This should have been called "Shit Camille Paglia Says" instead.
Paglia's the sort of person who views injured people as weak when she hasn't experienced the same injury. She jests at scars that never felt a wound. Also, her fetishisization of men is pretty disgusting. Does she still think rape is something grand and wild and the result of untamed bacchanalian ardor? She, Katie…
Also: Dude next to you who spreads out his legs and completely infringes on your personal space.
Ermagerd. Didn't you know that people in the Middle East looked like Norwegians until the dark-skinned folks moved in? The crime started getting bad (e.g. Jesus murder and all), so they all moved to Europe. /truefactsaccordingtoFoxnews
Megyn Kelly can't race bait: she's white.
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