I have one cat who will try anything — although I try to avoid letting him eat human food. He's a stealthy ninja sometimes. He likes vanilla soymilk.

Yeah, well at least he was keeping his cat indoors instead of letting it roam outdoors like some kind of IRRESPONSIBLE JACKASS!!

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As someone who is currently studying 19th century Orientalism, I honestly find the invitation itself fascinating. As someone living in 2013, I find it utterly disturbing that this invitation happened.

He was super cool!

But wizards don't even use stamps! Remember the letter Ron sent to Harry covered in stamps? Clearly this will cause some confusion in the wizarding world. I'm going to have to talk to the Ministry about this.

I agree with Mr. Hotchner. There is nothing less American than blatant commercialization.

Read Forever when I was a sophomore in high school. Even in my days as a stupid teenager, reading about the ups and downs of teenage romance and how sex can really overcomplicate things, it made me think twice about if I wanted to be sexually active myself. Although chastity was a concept I was raised with, reading…

I know it's far but...in my Crazy Cat Conspiracy scenario, it's possible! Maybe he's air-dropping them with little parachutes!

I think Rob Ford is sending out an army of Cute Canadian Cats to distract us from his drama.

True story: My dad learned to play golf as a business move, and became an excellent golfer and very successful in his field. One day he was sitting on the expansive lawn of his fancy-schmancy Westchester country club with my grandfather, who had probably been a member of the Communist party in the 30's. My dad made a…

Going to an NFL game is not comparable to playing a round of golf. Going to an NFL game is comparable to spectating at the Masters, or whatever pro golf event.

Yeah dumbass. Most people don't go to the game. They watch it on TV. Stupid comparison my friend.

I was chosen by my parents from a lovely cabbage patch.

I'm a twin, and I just feel deeply sad for non-multiple-birth people. Like, you were born without your perma-friend! That totally blows!

As an identical twin, I find siblings of different ages unnatural.

The cat stole the show.

To me, there's a fine line between acknowledging that married people have sex and speculating or reporting when and where they are having it.

Kinda like all the negative reviews I've read about Two and a Half Men. All those slutty man whores with a new girl every week. It would be such an awesome show if it wasn't for those guys just whoring around like that!!

I don't think you're being fair - these people are clearly onto something.