He is the one who told me it would be a bad idea to sign up for Christian Mingles, I was like "but I AM Catholic!" and he was all "let's not kid yourself".

OH GOD THE CUTENESS

Oh, kitten. Come here and be mine!

This was meant to be - I'm watching Mean Girls right now. <3

I mean, this is coming from a country that thinks the William and Harry creatures are attractive, so...

We can still have a duel, if you'd like.

Damn. I've been looking for a mortal enemy and now my hopes are dashed.

Probably not. I crochet vests for my dog.

When I was a tour guide at Monticello, we didn't wear costumes, but we had to wear suits, skirts and hose (very formal) even when the un-airconditioned house was sweltering. Pantyhose were horrible in that heat! First and only time in my life I invested in garters and thigh highs, not to be sexy, just to keep from…

Was Mary Poppins anyone else's first exposure to feminism? I used to march around my house with a homemade sash on (because sashes were obvi the best part of suffrage) singing "Sister Suffragette" at the top of my lungs. I'm pretty sure I made my brother sing along, too. God, that movie is the best.

I knit cats.

Sweaters. I knit sweaters for my cats.

I work for a trade publication and I am in the process of begging the editor not to retouch our next cover to erase the laugh lines of the TWENTY-NINE-YEAR-OLD woman on our next cover. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

This is a money-making idea, so listen HARD - let's invent Google Glass that automatically photoshops all other human beings into perfection! Problem solved!

This is exactly why I stopped letting myself feel bad with these "photos" in ads/magazines/etc. The models don't even look half as good as what they make them out to be.

I tell people about history at a historically important piece of federally owned land.

Make-up and glum expression aside, IMO the model is more attractive before than after.

Good grief. The whole thing was disturbing, but when they pulled her head and neck up and into that unnatural angle, oy. I wouldn't mind that leg extender thing for myself though. I really don't want to hem my pants anymore.

Images concocted this way should have a warning label.

Ok, cool, now make her into a toaster. FOUR SLICE! Waist size be damned.