I wish people like this would stop calling themselves Christians and just start calling themselves Old Testamenters or something. Because this kind of bullshit was NOT really what Jesus was all about. Seriously.

Wow, yet another pair of Christians totally missing the central tenant of Jesus' teachings. How can someone commit their lives to "spreading the good news" and apparently only read a few lines of Leviticus?

I love that homophobes are rightfully being made to look like nutcases nowadays. Some friends of mine, a two-mom family with five kids, moved to a small suburb. They braced themselves for homophobia, and instead found that the sole homophobic family was the one being shunned instead. The homophobes were (rightfully)…

'Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these,you did not do for me.'

You Jezzies take care that those Grey Trolls don't bite your ankles, now.

I hate everyone involved with the design, manufacture, distribution and purchase of these jeans.

Dude was my greyhound Gabe's nickname. I lost him in Feb 2012, and I miss him a lot. He was my 4th dog and my 3rd greyhound, and is my forever Dude. (And yes, I'm starring my own comment, because Dude.)

Feminism made the boys hate me so much my milkshakes couldn't bring them to the yard.

Kittens are also approved. Also, guinea pigs, mice and birds. anything with humans is right out though.

"How to succeed as a woman in Biglaw: grow a penis. Any way you can. Also: blowjobs, hint hint."

And yet no one had anything to say the day I wore my American flag speedo. It was part of my power suit!

I'm a lady. I'm a lawyer. I'm currently rocking Leopard print pumps.

Lynn Swann also took ballet classes for the same reason. All it got him was a spot in the NFL Hall of Fame.

Similar incident happened with my brother about 12yrs ago. He was just out of a shitty rehab for addiction and trying to stay clean. We knew he was struggling with depression so we tried to get him in to see a mental health specialist. No one would see him. They all kept saying they don't specialize in addiction. …

Dynamic Inertia. DYNAMIC INERTIA. Yeah, that sums up most of North America. Kill me now.

They are NOT useless. Someone in my office has one (white elephant gift exchange) and we've burned tons of calories laughing our asses off at it.

This is going to be my house soon! I have a year old cat and we're getting a little kitten as soon as the shelter gets around to neutering him. I can't wait!