I'm more excited for the ice cream flavor to be honest.

It's Regina Phalange!

"and your having sex"

This actually happened in my town.

Was this ever posted on Jezebel?

"Fireman Saves Kitten"

I recall an episode of Animal Cops (I think it was Miami) where a female firefighter crawled up a storm drain and held still for an hour in order to get a kitten in there to come to her. I think animal lovers seem to do well as firefighters.

I think we need top stop objectifying puppies. They were not put on this earth for us to Ogle. We are hoisting our Being Human Privilege onto them with no regard for how they feel about this shallow display of Humanarchy. They don't have the agency to speak up for themselves and I find this extremely distasteful.

Driving Miss Andry

A League of His Own

Racism against Roma people, unlike racism against any other kind of people, is totally legitimate. I know this because some Roma people treated me badly in the past. Roma people are the ONLY people that have ever treated me badly. No other group has criminals in it, especially white Europeans. This is likely due to…

You guys really shouldn't be making fun of this. My sister is a lesbian and she has always loved trefoils and they even have two girls on them. LESBIANS!!!

I was a Girl Scout for 12 years, and it made me nothing but a lady. This kind of lady:

Unbiblical Womanhood

Swanson: a good source of half-baked ideas.

Can you ever be "compliant" if you are a black woman? I mean what is the goddamned point? It's like listening to rich people complain about their 401k plans I have no idea what it would mean to even participate in this.

One of the biggest differences between men and women in my field (metal); when was the last time you saw an ugly and/or fat chick fronting a successful metal band? Yet I can't tell you how many ugly (and fat!) dudes are signed right off the bat because they have talent. It doesn't matter when women have talent; we…

A consolation of aging is that, yes, it gives women social sanction to quit giving a damn. Really, you are as free as you allow yourself to be. And now I'm off to work without makeup on as usual. Hell, if I'm wearing a bra and I've brushed my teeth, I think that's plenty.

I know it's been said before, but one of the things I love about getting older is that while the world continues being crazy about the ridiculous standards of beauty, I'm evolving more into "Look at me! Or don't. I don't even care!" There's so much awesome to me that isn't dependent on what kind of hair day I'm…

DISHWASHER TRUMPS BOOBS EVERY TIME! It is a giant square robot that washes your dishes so you don't have to. Sadness: I am 48 and still waiting for said giant square robot. (sigh).

I'd love to marry a women who shares my passion (read: obsession) with books, so that we can have one of those rooms with the bookshelves that you need a wheeled ladder to reach.